TODAY IS ONE OF THOSE MOMENTOUS OCCASIONS. SO MUCH THAT THIS POST IS DELIBERATELY WRITTEN IN CAPITALS AS I WANT TO SHOUT ABOUT IT.
I TELEPHONED ULSTER FARM BY-PRODUCTS AT 19:20 TO INFORM THEM THAT I HAVE BEEN RECEIVING A SMELL SINCE ABOUT 15:00 TODAY.
AT 19:35 THE SUPERVISOR TELEPHONED ME BACK AND INFORMED THAT THERE WAS AN ELECTRICAL FAULT AND ONE OF THE VALVES WAS NOT OPENING ON THE, WAIT FOR IT, THIS IS GOOD, THERMAL OXIDISERS. APPARENTLY AN ELECTRICIAN IS STILL THERE WORKING AT TRYING TO RESOLVE THE FAULT. ESTIMATED TIME FOR FIX ETF 1 HOUR
25/7/2005 19:35 IS NOW A DAY THAT EVERYONE CAN WRITE ON THEIR CALENDARS AS THE DAY WHEN I HAVE RECEIVED MY FIRST OFFICIAL REASON FOR SMELL BEING BLAMED ON THE £1 MILLION THERMAL OXIDISERS.

I REST MY CASE ABOUT THE OXIDERS AND WILL NOW GO OUTSIDE AND CONTINUE MY PAINTING IN THE LOATHSOME VILE REPULSIVE SMELL PENETRATING MY BOUNDARY.